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1.  Palm ball. Comes in slow and doesn't move.
2.  No Power-T. Right hand hanging down towards dirt.
3.  Eyes and mouth show fear that a batter will actually be in there to knock it 603 feet..
4.  Pitching hand open so batter can see ball during delivery.
5.  Blue jeans? When they asked him to throw out the first pitch he wrote a speech.

ASSESSMENT
This ball will be hit so far it will need a flight attendant.




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Floyd County Republican Party - Floyd County, Indiana 2008
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Dave Matthews, Chairman
 

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